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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:07
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
No way
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Mondo Duplantis breaks pole vault world record for 12th time - NBC Sports
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Margaret Cho: Ellen DeGeneres 'Not Nice to Me for Most of My Career' - Variety
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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